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500daysofsassy:

i threaten to kill myself at least 43 times a day

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mareeps:

“i did sooooo bad on that test, i got like a 96”

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dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

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day 1 of diary: i'm gonna write all of my deepest thoughts in this diary every single day for the rest of my life!!
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nickkphoenix:

people who display their follower count on their blog

readmor:

Opens tumblr.com gets bored of tumblr.com closes tumblr.com gets bored of real life returns to tumblr.com

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stonedgossard420:

the word “pizza” comes from the italian word “pizza”

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bowlingforsoup:

we’ve all pole danced on a stop sign at one point in our lives

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things-i-masturbate-to:

me
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